Hare: Tighter Twat Location: Barrow Stadium (4812 Hayne Blvd.) When: June 25th, 7pm Phone: 504.312.0015 Sunday was the Summer Solstice and its HOT AS HELL this week! So come hash in the nude this Thursday (you might want to wear your shiggy socks though). Tighter Twat has some new kinds of checks to keep you wankers cool in the hot weather. The start is going to be at Barrow Stadium unless we can't get in there for some reason (I didn't scout the start) in which case we'll move to the other end of the park at Press Dr and Prentis Ave. Wednesday is also midsummer which is what all the nakedness is about. Hashing naked around the little league fields might get you arrested. Nobody wants to go to central lockup sweaty, drunk, and naked. All the standard fare apply: bring $1 and a six-pack, a whistle, and a flashlight. A bottle of water would also be wise. Snacks and transportation back to the cars will be provided.
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Hare: MessyOldMan aka TidyBowlMan Location: City Park Avenue and N. Alexander ( Ralph's on the Park ) When: June 18th, 7pm Phone: 504.452.6776 Hash for this week will be "The Old Man Hash", so come dress as your OLD MAN in lieu of Father's Day! Or, you can just make fun of your Old Man, perhaps Grandpaw, or someone else's! Meet under the arch entrance for City Park. All the standard fare apply: bring $1 and a six-pack, a whistle, and a flashlight. Snacks and transportation back to the cars will be provided. Hares: TidyBowlMan, Fill Me Up and Food Hare: Oral Impression Location: Jefferson Hwy & Jules Ave (By the Jeff Hwy S, in the paintball parking lot across from the daiquiri shop) When: June 11th, 7pm Phone: 504.452.6776 THIS IS A DO NOT BRING BEER HASH! Instead you should bring food - we have two kegs on ice already waiting for your asses. The ON-IN is at The Chicken Shack™ ( 517 Rio Vista, Jefferson, LA 70121 ), so probably the Jefferson area. THOUGHTS FOR FOOD: Ya know, things that go with BBQ. Come on, you're in the South! All the standard fare apply: bring $1, a whistle, and a flashlight. Transportation back to the cars will be provided. The Voodoo were once again treated to a delightfully long and extremely interesting trail. Rain Gods kept us dry, children guided us to bars, and the dead greeted us, the living dead, as we sped past their final resting places clad in our finest zombie attire. Hobo Rodeo bit the bloody bullet and had foul tasting blood dripping from her fangs, Isis was running around with an ax in her skull no doubt a victim of No Cunt-trol turned zombie – egads! Hares: Missionary Impossible / Just Owen (Virgin Hare!) Location: Pavilion of the Two Sisters, City Park When: Thursday, June 4th, 7pm Phone: 504-256-6676 The Thursday hash will meet at the City Park Pavilion across the street from the tennis courts. Theme is cum as your favorite Fairy Tale Character or a zombie or a combination of both. There maybe Shiggy on trail and be sure to bring your shiggy socks. All the standard fare apply: bring $1 and a six-pack, a whistle, and a flashlight. Snacks and transportation back to the cars will be provided. Well, here's the much-overdue hash trash for VooDoo #83. You'll have to forgive me for being such a lazy asshole and not writing the Trash until almost the day of the next hash. Or don't forgive me; because whether you like it or not you're getting a late Trash, so quit your bitchin and get back in the kitchen. Last week's trail was laid on super thick by Virgin Hare Just Danielle and Veteran Hare Tidy Bowl Man! After a sliiiiight change in starting venue (which surprisingly didn't confuse any visitors or late cummers), the Hashers were taken on a Carousel ride through the CBD and FQ, which included what might be a record number of Checks (or not). No Hashers were lost by the first beer stop, who arrived several minutes before the actual beer truck did. S'all good. It was also rumored that Tighter Twat was spotted on trail, even though he wasn't hashing, which might have repercussions later on. Only time will tell. Beastiality's Best,
Hobo Rodeo This is the "Lacka is a dumbass and crashed his car" Theme Hares: Lack-A-Virgin, Hey! Location: St. Charles Ave. at Antonine St., New Orleans, LA - right by Superior Grill When: Thursday, May 28th, 7pm Phone: 504-444-1582 Confused by the theme? So is Lack-A. He suggested the theme be "i'm a dumbass and i crashed my car?", so that it is. I guess, you can dress as any of the following: a) A dumbass. b) Lack-A-Virgin. c) His car (busted or not). d) A hasher. 5) Any combination of the above. All the standard fare apply: bring $1 and a six-pack, a whistle, and a flashlight. Snacks and transportation ( but not in the Lack-A-Mobile ) to the start will be provided. Hares: Just Danielle (Virgin Hare!) with Tidy Bowl Man Location: Corner of Bienville and Royal, near the Hotel Monteleone, 214 Royal St., in the FQ Google Map When: Thursday, May 21, 7pm Phone: 757-348-5373 Yeah, yeah. It's another Quarter Hash. Too soon? I think not. The Carousel Bar at the Hotel Monteleone is celebrating its 60th anniversary from 5-8 pm, with music and 1940s cocktails at 1940s prices. So, come get your gimlet on and help celebrate a piece of New Orleans history by cumming in your best Carousel attire. I want horses, you wankers, since none showed at the Jazztucky Derbyfest. Or, go all exotic as a bear, dolphin, emu, or whatever carousel themed animal floats your boat. If you would like to take this opportunity to shove a pole up your ass and prance around the FQ, then by all means, go for it. Let's make this the prettiest Hash menagerie ever, fvckers! There is a block party from Iberville to Bienville, so the EXACT location might change, wherever fits best. Standard VooDoo fare, y'all: $1 and a six-pack. Bring a damn whistle, and a flashlight. The day after this Thursdays PINK! hash, Le Bon Temps is hosting the Tchoupitoulas Bar-A-Thon! 6 bars, 6 miles, 6 beers. |
VooDoo H3The VooDoo is located in New Orleans, LA. We hash every Thursday, hares off at 7pm. Hash cash is always a dollar and a six-pack for the communal cooler. If you want to contact TidyBowlMan- Fill Me Up- Hi Priestus 504-343-7115 Please Note: Collectively everyone donates time to running this organization, for example: Hare Raiser, I.T./Evite person, Religious Advisors: and we have several, as well as Haberdasherie and many, many other things. Thanks to everyone for Being involved with the VDH3... Have you Hared Yet this Year? On-On! (I didn't want to name anyone without permission and therefore if you want to be named, please advise!) Remember, without Hounds and Hares we have no hash. New Orleans Hash House Harriers
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