29 - Odd Couple

#29 Odd Couple Hash: Since Tidy Bowl Man and Bend Over Rover did such a great imitation of a gay couple while preparing food at the campout, we guilted them into haring this week.  Things looked peaceful as the large group departed Bonnabel boat launch for a jaunt through the 'burbs.  Just a quick quarter mile into the neighborhood, we saw something strange- a T/E wichy way.  Yeah, like the VooDoo is going to take a Turkey trail!!!!!  A mile or two later, we cam upon a strange check, that led us right back to that same whichy way.  Lemme guess- another episode in the saga of "hares don't go over the trail together before they lay" Yep, they crossed the two trails and lost the pack good.  Imagine our surprise when we see the hares go driving by-  great.  They shout- take a left at the flashing light!  Unbelievable!  We of course follow the direction to the beer stop.  In an instant BOR laid the rest of the trail about a half block to his house, where we had circle in his back yard.  A few highlights- No-kiddin virgins Just Jessica and Just Nate and VooDoo Virgins Just Dave and Doc B were made to drink several times.  We made Wee-blow Master a birthday cake.  Oh yeah, he and T Lewinski made the most outrageous pink shirts with the odd couple logo!  Hilarious.  We also took an inordinate amount of boring time to come up with exactly no new name for Lewinski.  Just as Dock was conceding her to be permanent Lewinski forever, Dental had a stroke of genius... we named her Juiceless, as she gave us no juicy stories whatsoever.  I don't think she has any. Sad, so sad.  She needs to do more hasing, I guess, to build up her repotoire.  BOR once again exhibited his frying skills with some delicious chicken and french fries!!  Beer, songs, songs, beer....  and stumble on home.